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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code

Colfer, Eoin. Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code. New York: Hyperion Books for Children, 2003. 446 pages. (Fantasy Series/Humor)

Brilliant Artemis
Fowl constructs a cube
Out of stolen tools.

Unwittingly he
Sends the fairies into lock-
Down. Then he needs help.

Butler has been shot.
Artemis requires help
To save his friend’s life.

Holly on the case.
Against all odds she heals
Butler- but he aged.

Now fifty year old
Butler is out of the game-
The cube is stolen.

The fairies are in
Danger of exposure. Can
They succeed again?

A tycoon, who is
Insane and dangerous. No
Thing can save the cube.

Artemis is forced
To submit to a mind wipe
After the mission.

Juliet, Butler,
And Artemis will forget.
Or will they give in?

The third book of the Artemis Fowl series is better than the first two. This one was also really funny. Pex and Chips were the main reason. They’re two bodyguards for Jon Spiro, the evil tycoon. They were so stupid; it made me laugh out loud. If I had to pick three words to describe this book, they would be hilarious, superb, and original.

Reviewed by: FunkyZebras19